Thursday, July 28, 2005

I hate driving

And here are two good reasons why.

The Lawrence Police Department will ticket you for failing to obeying signs even the City Manager says you can't see.

In Lee's Summit, the Police will arrest you and the city will prosecute you for driving while, well, they don't know what but they're going to keep trying until they find something.

Enough cash-strapped municipalities monkeys at enough typewriters will eventually make so many laws you can't avoid breaking one or several of them.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

"Ridiculous" Kansas Marriage Laws

Be warned: if the state you live in doesn't allow you to be married, venue-shopping won't help -- even if you are heterosexual.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Freedom=Slavery followup

Well, sure enough.

Apparently the first words of the Bill of Rights -- "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;" -- are something lost in Kansas Rep. Jim Ryun.

He's consponsored a Constitutional Amendment that is the very antithesis of the First Amendment.

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States protecting religious freedom.

    Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years after the date of its submission for ratification, and is intended to include protection of the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, the display of the Ten Commandments, and voluntary school prayer:

`Article --

    ` To secure the people's right to acknowledge God according to the dictates of conscience:
      `The people retain the right to pray and to recognize their religious beliefs, heritage, and traditions on public property, including schools.
      `The United States and the States shall not establish any official religion nor require any person to join in prayer or religious activity.'.

    Anyway, it's pretty obvious that the purpose of this amendment is not to further strengthen religious freedom, but to have the Constitution sanction Christianity. You cannot simultaneously protect religious freedom and specifically name the Ten Commandments as being protected.

    Shame on you Jim.

    Friday, July 22, 2005

    One size XL please

    Work in Your Pajamas

    If casual Friday is good for business, why isn't every day casual? If casual Friday is not good for business, why do it?

    I once asked a friend who worked for a big three accounting firm why they had to wear suits everyday. This was after shopping for many suits and seeing the financial impact. Her response was "we interact with customers daily". That's the only defense of business dress I've ever heard. Most people have no fundamental reason for why business dress is required. Unless you are selling suits, there's no reason a customer should care if you are wearing one.

    To understand why business dress code is important to a business, you have to remember that the most important thing to a business is making a profit. In fact, it must be. Business can't do anything else without making a profit (or at least breaking even). So any change in dress code should be toward that end. Simply increasing revenue does not increase profit. Simply decreasing costs does not increase profit either. Any action a business takes has an impact on both revenue and costs. The trick is to maximize one while minimizing the other. Simply increasing productivity does not increase profit either.

    I've never heard a suit-proponent cite studies on business dress affecting profit (or shareholder value) either positively or negatively. I was pretty sure there aren't any, but I'd never researched this.

    So here's some googling, analysis and explanation. This is definitely not research, but it's enough to keep me satisfied.

    It's very interesting that if you search for the phrase "productivity dress" the top-ranked links are to studies that show dressing down increases productivity.

    "Seven in 10 employers believe 'dress-down' days have a beneficial effect on employee performance, with more than half believing that formal attire has a negative impact on staff." Link.

    "Firms that allow their staff to wear casual clothes can benefit from increased productivity, new research suggests." Link.

    ""A survey by employment law firm Peninsula found that the majority of employers and their staff believe workplace 'dress down' days improve employee work performance." Link (note same study as first one above)

    Now look at the highly-ranked pages that claim dress codes increase productivity.
    "Looking to increase your companies productivity this year? Start with the Dress Code...How does your staff look ? Are they dressed for business? The office casual 90's are over." Link
    The above statement is by business productivity authority Dennis Dann. Dann became a management guru by selling suits, and he still does.

    The Consell Institute of Image Management (in a somewhat dated study) says that
    "Contrary to popular belief, dress-down days in the workplace bring a decrease in mannerly behavior and productivity" Link
    Bearing in mind the Consell Institute is an organization devoted to "image consultation", let's look a the specifics of their study.

    Their research shows a laundry list of evils caused by casual dress in a large number of firms. Some of their points are well stated and quite reasonable, such as more casual dress leading to HR complaints about sexual harrassment. Some of the points are questionable, such as seeing a "decrease in morality". Evidently immoral people are less profitable employees?

    There's one non-sequitor: "loss of individuality". How can rules about what clothes you are allowed to wear cause a loss of individuality? Clothes make the person.

    The most glaring omission, however, is the impact on profit. No mention of declining stock value, or earnings reports being off. Many increased costs are mentioned but that's only half of the equation.

    Finally, if you want people to take your report seriously, you shouldn't conclude it with a plea for the fashion industry and the loss of jobs from people not wearing nice clothes.

    Certainly Profitguide.com can shed some light on how dress codes increase profitability. Here's a good article on how to implement a dress code because "casual attire could be hurting your bottom line". Conspicuously absent is any mention of how profit is increased (in fact, the article says "could be hurting"), and only a non-cited mention of studies on productivity.

    Expert Magazine cites two studies on the impact of casual dress. One is the same study by Jeffrey Magee that the Consell Institute cites, and the other a poll by labor law firm Jackson Lewis. This firm only published one set of poll results for 2000 on their website.

    The 2000 JL poll, doesn't talk about the bottom line either, and also says the casual dress has a "positive effect on employee morale" and that 70% of the companies they polled have some sort of dress down day.

    But then in 2001, JL says this in another poll:
    "Three out of four companies (75%) said they have a policy permitting business casual dress. Of these, 56% allow casual attire every day of the workweek. This is a 22% increase from 1999 when only 34% of those answering the question said they allow casual attire every day. The vast majority (75%) described their experience with casual dress as positive and said it improved morale (70%) and was an effective recruiting tool (34%). The only disadvantage was an increase in flirtatious behavior, cited by 17% of those who permit casual dress."
    So 75% of the polled companies are all making the same unprofitable mistakes? Unlikely.

    Expert Mag also says
    "Many companies reverting to a suits only dress code are seeing a positive impact with increased revenue generation, thus using a dress code as a marketing device"
    but does not mention companies, and again is half of the profit equation. Revenue generation does not mean increased profit.

    If there is a clear link between profitability and formal business dress, why isn't there a single company who can make a direct correlation between the two? Even the productivity and revenue increases cited in these articles aren't specific. Companies are proud when they find things that make them more profitable.

    In reviewing a few other articles, I noticed a lot of language like this.
    "A new generation of workers, more interested in comfort and individual expression than in trying to fit into a rigid corporate mold, have worked their way into positions of leadership and influence. And they have begun to exercise this influence to dismantle traditional dress policies in the most conservative institutions in America."
    Take the word "dress" out of this statement and it reads like a speech about the threat of Communism. Casual dress is subversive and contrary to conservative business values (arg, businesses don't have values, people have values.).

    My suspicion is this sort of attitude is really why people want formal dress. It's about control. If we let people wear comfortable clothes they will want comfortable chairs as well.

    Wednesday, July 20, 2005

    Star Trek=Patriotism

    Last month I mentioned a story about a teach who reprimanded a student for reciting the "starfleet" pledge instead of the Pledge of Allegiance. Included was some commentary about how patriotic Star Trek was already.

    If that wasn't convincing, this should be.

    I
    n the shows from the ’60s, globalization takes the form of Americanization of the world. Gilligan’s Island, for instance, suggests that you can take a representative group of Americans, drop them anywhere on the planet, and they’ll end up recreating an image of the United States. You see all the elements of specifically American self-confidence in Star Trek, too. There, American democracy is "galacticized." In one out of two episodes, Capt. Kirk shows up and ruins any regime he encounters, especially if it smacks of aristocracy or theocracy.

    Link to the book.

    We'll Miss You Jimmy Doohan

    Monday, July 18, 2005

    TandAx

    A league of self-appointed morality do-gooders calling itself the "Citizens for Strengthening Community Values" is getting press in Kansas wanting to impose a sin tax on sex shops.

    Since the group can't seem to convince people that porn should be outright taxed because it's Bad, they claim that porn shops cause societal problems such as crime, blight and decreased property values.

    It's hard to find research on this subject by non-biased group that indicates otherwise, but it's not necessary to refute slanted research to show how this won't work, and how sin taxes in general are a fraud.

    The argument goes something like this: Since we already use sin taxes to recoup the societal costs for things like smoking and drinking, why not porn as well?

    I'll ignore the textbook example of "slippery slope" since the advocates have as well.

    Cigarette and alcohol taxes are easy to impose because the costs are very easy to track. The money from taxes can easily be directed into efforts to prevent drunk driving or alcohol abuse, medical treatment for smokers, or programs to help parents keep their kids from smoking and drinking. Lung cancer, liver cirrhosis and drug-related crimes are easy to track as well.

    So how do you direct funds from a porn tax to fix the problems of "crime, blight and decreased property values?" How do you determine that a particular crime was caused by the local porn shop? Do you rebate local property owners for their loss of property value with the taxes?

    If you are the state legislature, and you continue to repeat historical mistakes, you keep the money and don't try to fix the problems at all.

    What's even worse, once a government agency starts to rely on funding from sin taxes, it has a vested interest in perpetuating the source of income and will be reluctant to take any action that might jeopordize it. The local government becomes a silent partner in the sin business.

    If that isn't particularly convincing, consider this.

    The demand for pornography is highly price inelastic (anti-porn sources like Baylor University say so verbatim(pdf)). That is, the demand goes unchanged as price increases. The ultimate form of price inelasticity is addiction to a product, where the consumer will acquire the product at any price. Taken to extremes, sin taxes will completely implode and result in grey or black market for an item.

    Is the boondoggle of the sin tax a little clearer now? Few people are against sin taxes because they only affect undesirable behavior, so the legislature doesn't have a problem passing the tax. The behavior is pervasive enough that the tax generates observable revenue. The legislature comes to rely on the revenue. The tax has little or no affect on consumption so the product demand stays flat or increases. As it increases, more revenue is generated, etc.

    Add to this the fundamental problem that obscenity laws are largely based off of "community standard" definitions, way back from the 1950's, when porn was viewed mostly in theaters and retail outlets. Today, the overwhelming majority of adult material is viewed at home. Community standards of pornography are no longer relevant.

    When the religious right colludes with the legislature to pass a tax under false pretenses, it's called "deterring sin". If a private company did this, it would be called "Enron".

    Thursday, July 07, 2005

    Excellent Cell Phone disposal options

    The New York Times has a very cool article on several companies that pay for cell phones and either recycle non-working ones at no cost or donate them if they can't offer you money for them. I found out an old Nokia I had laying around was worth $5 and they pay postage. That's more than I could get on ebay for sure.

    Link (via Lifehacker)

    If you aren't interested in reading the article, here are the sites. The article describes many differences between the sites.


    http://www.ripmobile.com (gift certificates)
    http://www.cellforcash.com/
    http://www.oldcellphone.com/
    http://www.phonefund.com/ (takes every phone)

    Getting NPR to do your PR

    I really wish news organizations would be more cognizant of the PR they are offering to murderers for free.

    I heard two different leads on Morning Edition regarding the London Bombings. (I refuse to offer more searchable info for the terrorist organizations, so the names have been changed to protect Google.)

    Consider the first lead I heard,

    "A group calling itself the New Order of Adjutant Puppy Stompers claimed responsibility for several bombs in London today."

    versus,

    "Coordinated bomb attacks in London this morning have left several dead and many injured".


    The important news is that innocent people were killed, not what sort of half-assed group did it.

    Wednesday, July 06, 2005

    Freedom=Slavery

    Jim Ryun just co-sponsored a Constitutional amendent for "protecting religious freedom."

    I get the eerie feeling this is some ridiculous Newspeak type of "religious freedom". If the absolute numero uno Right in the Bill of Rights isn't enough protection, what is another amendment going to do?

    My guess: this is in response to the Kentucky ruling deeming the Ten Commandments display as illegal. It will propose that local governments be allowed to do this, and in some sort of doublethink sort of way, this isn't "respecting an establishment of religion."

    The text of the bill hasn't been sent to the Library of Congress yet, so I can't tell what it does.

    Set phone to "vibrate" as well

    Apparently I got rid of my mp3-ringtone enabled cellphone a little too early.

    If you're going to let your cell phone ring at the movie theater, I'd rather hear one of these.