I hate driving

And here are two good reasons why.

The Lawrence Police Department will ticket you for failing to obeying signs even the City Manager says you can't see.

In Lee's Summit, the Police will arrest you and the city will prosecute you for driving while, well, they don't know what but they're going to keep trying until they find something.

Enough cash-strapped municipalities monkeys at enough typewriters will eventually make so many laws you can't avoid breaking one or several of them.