Nice warm idiot helmet for the snow storm

We've got 5-6 inches of snow forecasted here in Lawrence today. I saw a few people already forgot how to drive over night.

Remember these simple rules for driving in snow.

x) Snow and ice reduce the coefficient of friction for your tires, making you travel easier on the road surface, and therefore faster as well. You won't need as much time to get to where you are going.

x) Four wheel drive not only helps get the kids to soccer practice, it greatly improves braking ability. It's even better if your vehicle is outfitted with thin sparkly custom racing tires.

x) Keep up to date on weather conditions by constantly dialing the local weather forecast on your cell phone.

x) As visibility decreases, so does the need for using your turn signal. After all, if people can't see the signal, what's the point of using it?

x) The yellow parking lot lines are no longer visible, so park wherever you want. Be sure to leave about 3/4 of a car space between your car and other parked cars, preventing someone from parking between you and the adjacent car.