Gotta Get Me Some Santa's Butt

When neoprohibitionists and nannystatists create a perfect storm, this is what you get.

(CBS4) BELCHERTOWN, MA The state of Connecticut is banning sales of a couple holiday beers with Santa on the label.

Link (which explains the butt reference)

This is, of course, because the beer might appeal to children.

I guess St Pauli Girl isn't sold in Connecticut because the buxom beer gal would appeal to adolescents?

Isn't Molson's mascot a big teddy bear?

props Balko