Mail them the $%#!$#@! Tickets

Having solved all crime, police in Texas started pulling people over for doing nothing wrong.

They rewarded them for courteous and good driving behavior.

Unless of course they happened to spot something in the car, or the driver had an invalid license, etc..

We'll use cameras to mail people tickets for driving infractions, but we use real police to give them baseball tickets. That's a good use of resources.


props Agitator.