Homeland Security will come knocking

Because today I am sure to set off all the secret Drug War alarms by buying up all the stock I can find of the current formulation of Nyquil. You know, the formulation that actually works.

You see, Procter & Gamble is removing pseudoephedrine from it's 'Quil products because they can be used to make people feel better methamphetamine. Pretty soon the hardware stores will restrict toilet parts to stop pipe bombs as well.

If you're wondering why the KBI or ATF won't come knocking, it's because DHS is increasingly being used to fight the war on drugs.

Oh, and internet porn is now under the DHS as well.s